You know you’re obsessed with Hetalia when…

[x] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn’t talking to you (I am guessing they only talk to Canadians…

[x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class (I had amazing time with that with Cpt Perry and Rome with Germania)

[] When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look (Next year I will!)

[x] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay (it’s a good way to see if people watch hetalia or not…only people I know about Sealand are people who actually watch it)

[x] When you laugh if a country’s “vital regions” are discussed in the news/media (I was amused…very amused and my mom was confused)

[] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

[x] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you (Sometimes I do, but mostly I do it without realizing it…I wonder if that’s considered worse)

[x] You ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them “everyone eventually becomes one with Russia” before walking away (I do it out of earshot of my parents xD It is so fun)

[] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is (That would be fun, but highly unclimatic when they just give me a blank stare)

[x] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia (….I HAVE! It made my day actually)

[x] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China (well, I did before hetalia, but for other reasons)

[] When you try to make your own “idiot hair” and use two bottles of hair gel in the process (haha, I can see trying that…

[x] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. “Your ass is MINE, America!” (That was hilarious xD Makes me sad that everyone was yelling at poor Alfred and then Russia added insult to injury by taking Lithuana…*sad*)

[x] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that” (no one gets it xD)

[x] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China (Haha, I never realized that Hong Kong was considered a ‘country’ or something close to it before…just thought it was an island part of China)

[x] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British (Oh man he so is xDD Poor Arthur…he really should try to get along with the alien better)

[x] When you’re grade in Geography suddenly shoots up (I could have never named any of the eastern European countries before this)

[x] When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere” (Lollipop licker asked this exact question actually…Was fun trying to explain it)

[x] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you’ve ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me? (it wouldn’t be this one, but this was classic xD)

[] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear (Makes me wish I was taking world history again to try)

[x] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso (Darn joo hetalia! Ruining the movie for mee xD)

[x] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations (I have found myself adding ‘da’ to the end of some sentences, or saying Niet)

[x] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight (I don’t care what anyone else says, it’s gotta be the Allies xD)

[x] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy” (I have pictures!)

[x] When you realize you’ve memorized the ending theme and sing it regularly (not just italy, but America and Russia’s as well)

[x] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic (I will admit to have looked, but I have not written any….yet)

[x] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution (That was so freakin sad!! And a fanfic I read about the France Treaty afterwards wrenched my heart…

[] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website (nope, I tried to learn Japanese for trying to read Loki Ragnarok actually)

[x] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl (Yep…go steriotypes!)

[x] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively (especially Italy hugging Japan!)

[x] When you randomly scream “ PASTA ” and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke (Especially in an Italian restaurant)

[x] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war (first place I would think of)

[] When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

[x] When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender” (you mean…it isn’t?)

[x] When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia (I didn’t get it at first until lollipop started singing this…and then I could not stop laughing! By far the funniest thing on this list…and yet so true…

[] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars (Again I wish I was taking world history)

[x] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space [only timed I actually decided to login to my youtube account was to save some of my favorite hetalia videos]

[x] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them (hehe…just a few…still trying to keep myself from reading Russia’s history…I will probably end up crying)

[x] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers (my mom used to grow them…erhaps I should go and plant some)

[x] When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms (that guy is so creepy! China why don’t you see it!)

[] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit (only if its Switzerland…

[x] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare (I thought this was brilliant, had to go look that up after I read the comic)

[x] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they’re the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place (I don’t understand them…but again, I don’t think average ‘americans’ can see them either)

[] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal (I will not fall that low!! Though I do think they should make an Australia and India)

[x] When you want your own pink kitty backpack (It is really cute…

[] When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy (I actually don’t understand this one…erhaps I missed a comic…*gasps*)

[x] When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you (This reminded me of a few different fanfics that I’ve read…All cute and fluff overload I might add xD)

[x] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate (I blame crazyboutstuff for this…

[] When you spend half a day constructing a “You Know you’re Obsessed with Hetalia when…” (don’t think I’m creative enough to! 8D)